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For those of you have had recent contact with me you know that...well...I've been slacking in my blogging duties but for (at least I think) a good reason. I have NO time at work. In fact it is 6:15 pm on Tuesday now. Yesterday I didn't leave until 9:30pm...and always starting around 7:00 am. Ugh...I just needed to vent. Actually yesterday was particularly hilariously UN-funny. I got to the parkade I'd left my car in at 9:45 only to find out it was locked down for the night. I had to train/bus it home and get Nevin to bring Kyla and I down at 6:00 am today. At least I didn't fall asleep on the bus and go right past my house. (Really, who would do that anyway)

So, I'm busy, I'm tired, I'm half blind from my computer, but I'm also excited. I really do have so much that I want to post and share. Maybe I'll find a way to get back in the habit soon but for now it's going to be short rants about work and then something I copy and paste to keep you entertained for the next month until I post again.

...I miss you guys.

"In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."